pm: “wait, what was i begging on my knees again? i want to beg some more.
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1/18
12:16 am
that awkward moment when…
you hear something so odd that you spit out your tea in your mug…. then continue drinking it.
take a drink? because shit just got awk.
ah (watching the bachelor): “he said that, direct quote. ‘i’ve never dismounted someone before.’
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1/17
10:55 pm
kk: “i can’t believe paula deen has diabetes.”
ag: “you really can’t believe that one?”
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1/17
10:54 pm
ef: “i’m still working on project cancun with my father… that’s not going so well.
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1/17
10:28 pm
ag: “it looks like you look like you’re trying to lick pussy, okay?
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1/17
10:27 pm
that awkward moment when…
you’re scared shitless by a maniacally laughing, battery-powered monkey that rolls of your bed after you step out of the shower.
take a drink? because shit just got awk.
that awkward moment when…
one housemate tries to make two pillow pets have sex.
take a drink? because shit just got awk.
pm: “what do you think of when you hear the word ‘moist?’”
ag: “…..vaginas?”
kk: “i didn’t want to be the first to say it.”
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1/15
9:20 pm
pm: “feel you up… with his penis.
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1/15
9:19 pm
ah: “don’t you ever just get turned on for no reason?
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12/5
1:52 pm
pm: “i mean, i like wearing mascara. not to mention that when i have it on it makes me feel pretty, and therefore increases my self confidence.
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10/30
3:29 pm
sg: “god, i love how bald he is!
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10/15
7:01 pm
ag: “you’ll be fine. as long as you get enough shots in you.”
ah: “i’m worried about too many…”
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10/14
9:57 pm
pm: “i’m just eating cheese… what are these things called? hmm. mmm, wheat thins! that’s what they’re called. wheat thins and cream cheese.
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10/11
8:23 pm
